And the Goof just keeps on goofing….

I have much to discuss with you. Here goes:

I’m 26!!!!

Friday the 13th is a terrible, terrible, awful movie that I just can’t help but love. Kerri was nice enough to indulge me and let me watch her copy with her while we munched on Subway sandwiches to the CHCHCHCHCHHAHAHAHAHAHA of that early work of Kevin Bacon. The film doesn’t scare me, it just freaks me out in a weird way…I can’t explain it…maybe it’s the awful music, the awful dialogue, the bad acting, the complete lack of suspense…I just don’t know.

But I digress. Friday the 13th this year was the day before my birthday, so Kerri, Suarez, myself, and a few others hit Lola’s for dinner and drinks. It was the kind of thing in which I invited 8, and expected 4 to show up, only this time, everyone plus a few others showed up. It was a nice time. I had a whole hell of a lot to drink.

Oh, and by the way, I woke up on Friday morning to find these from my lovely lady Kerri:

She ain’t bad.

So, at this point, Saturday morning, my 26th birthday, 10am, I hadn’t gotten much sleep in days, and only about 5 here, so I had a wedding to go to….

Georgina and Frank!!!

My buddies Georgina and Frank finally tied the knot on the 14th (Mozel Tov!!!). After the service in Manhattan Beach, 100 of us drank champagne like it was the antidote at this place up in Pales Verdes (I think that’s what it’s called). It reminded me of La Jolla, it was so beautiful (the picture above is the view). I had a hell of a lot to drink, and ended up crooning some Dean Martin song and dancing my ass off. I can turn into a raging homosexual on the dancefloor if I so chose, which is what the ladies like…apparently.

Only something bad happened…

You know how the bride tosses the bouquet, and some lucky girl catches it and believes that she’ll be the next bride? Well, there’s another tradition…the bride takes off this garter thingy from her thigh, and tosses it to a crowd of dudes, and whoever catches it will be the next groom. Now, bare with me, and you have to believe me because it’s the truth…but I was forced into doing this…and Georgina’s family is Mexican…meaning it was about 20 5’5’’ Mexican dudes…and all 6’ of me…and I caught the damn thing.

Read nothing into it. NOTHING.

I’m no longer single
And this is how she feels about it.

Addendum

Actually, this is how Chloe always looks. She's actually quite fond of Kerri, which is unusual, considering the fact that she is openly hostile to just about any girl I bring home. The boys, on the other hand, she's all over them. She's such a flirt.

The Hulk

Oh my lord did this movie suck. This is something wrong with this picture. You know what it is? Who cares? That’s what’s wrong. Amidst a lame convoluted storyline, characters we couldn’t give too shits about, underacting by Jennifer Connely, overacting by a just-out-of-rehab Nick Nolte, stupid 70’s style split screens and cheesy editing …yup…it gets worse…is the Hulk. While he does look pretty good…he’s invincible…nothing, and I do mean nothing, can hurt this thing. Not a fall from outer space into the San Francisco Bay. Not 4 Tanks. Not 6 Apache helicopters firing their guns full blast. Nothing. Hence, no suspense. Nothing is at stake. We don’t care. And all of that makes for a bad bad movie.

oh yeah...

I'm doing my laundry tonight. I go down there to get my clothes out of the dryer, and some piece of shit stole my laundry basket. What the fuck kind of dickless fuckhead steals a laundry basket? They are 5 bucks at Target, for crying outloud! Get your own! I imagine it's some snot-nosed spoiled rotten 20-year old UCLA pothead drunk-as-a-skunk fuckwad who was too lazy to get off of his fat lazy living off of daddy's dime ass to get his own, so he got retarded and took mine. It's no skin of my back, it's just a matter of principle. This isn't some poor guy stealing a loaf of bread to feed his starving family...this is MY LAUNDRY BASKET. I hate thieves. They deserve to have their hands chopped off. End of story.

At this moment, what is your favorite...

1. ...song?
this love- maroon 5
2. ...food?
anything cheesy
3. ...tv show?
ah-ha
4. ...scent?
beyond paradise
5. ...quote?
"difficulties will vanish when faced boldly"

- geared by me...

King Solomon

Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man.

"This young man agreed to marry my daughter," said one.

"No! He agreed to marry MY daughter," said the other.

And so they began arguing until the King called for silence.

"Bring me my biggest sword," said Solomon, "and I shall hew the young man in half. Each of you shall receive a half."

"Sounds good to me," said the first lady.

But the other woman said, "Oh Sire, do not spill innocent blood. Let the other woman's daughter marry him."

The wise king did not hesitate a moment. "The man must marry the first woman's daughter," he proclaimed.

"But she was willing to hew him in two!" exclaimed the king's court.

"Indeed," said wise King Solomon. "That shows she is the TRUE mother-in-law."

Don't Mess with Old People!!!

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.

The auditor said, ''Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable.''

"I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,'' says Grandpa. ''How about a demonstration?''

The auditor thought for a moment and said, ''Okay. Go ahead.''

Grandpa says, ''I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.''

The auditor says, ''It's a bet.''

Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops. Grandpa says, ''Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.'' The auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet. Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.

The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.

''Want to go double or nothing?'' Grandpa asks ''I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, pee into that wastebasket on the other side and never get a drop anywhere in between.''

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.

Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

"Are you okay?'' the auditor asks.

''Not really,' says the attorney. ''This morning, when he told me he'd been summoned for an audit he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it!''

The moral: Don't Mess with Old People!!!

Fact or Crap?

Sherwood Forest is a real place.
Fact! It is located in England’s Nottinghamshire, which lies north of London. The forest served as a hunting preserve for many English kings, and in the 1800s, tourists began flocking to the area to see the land where the legendary Robin Hood lived.

Last week saw off the deepavali celebrations. It was fun though i did not light any crackers, it is always a pleasure to see the night sky embellished with bright colours. yes ! nice from a distance :) I also went to the movie "Finding Nemo" on saturday. I remember going to chicago earlier this year. Nov 5th Matrix revolutions releases( so another movie). So many movies!!

You might be a physics major if...

YOU MIGHT BE A PHYSICS MAJOR...

* if you have no life - and you can PROVE it mathematically.
* if you enjoy pain.
* if you know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division.
* if you chuckle whenever anyone says 'centrifugal force.'
* if you've actually used every single function on your graphing calculator.
* if when you look in a mirror, you see a physics major.
* if it is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer.
* if you always do homework on Friday and Saturday nights.
* if you know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of water.
* if you think in 'math.'
* if you've calculated that the World Series actually diverges.
* if you hesitate to look at something because you don't want to break down its wave function.
* if you have a pet named after a scientist.
* if you laugh at jokes about mathematicians.
* if the Humane society has you arrested because you actually performed the Schrodinger's Cat experiment.
* if you can't remember what's behind the door in the science building which says 'Exit.'
* if you have to bring a jacket with you, in the middle of summer, because there's a wind-chill factor in the lab.
* if you are completely addicted to PhysLink.com.
* if you avoid doing anything because you don't want to contribute to the eventual heat-death of the universe.
* if you consider ANY non-science course 'easy.'
* if when your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely, that according to Heisenberg it could be anywhere in the universe.
* if the 'fun' center of your brain has deteriorated from lack of use.
* if you'll assume that a 'horse' is a 'sphere' in order to make the math easier.
* if you understood more than five of these indicators.
* if you make a hard copy of this list, and post it on your door.

Pretty = Beautiful

ooh i almost forgot, a boy from friendster sent me this. he's not even in my friends list and i swear i've never met him before....

how are you feeling today, baby?
are you feeling blue, or happy?
by looking at your picture,
looks like you are happy, and wacky as ever,
but if you are feeling blue,
then i would like to entertain you,
because you are the most interesting girl i've met in
friendster,
making you happy definitely makes me feel better,
so tell me how you feel, baby,
i'll take you out of your miseries,
btw, i've got something to tell you,
now, i kinda miss you,
you're always on my mind,
almost all the time,
am i a psycho or something?
is my life so boring?
or maybe you've been so great to me,
what do you think, baby?
do you think i'm crazy?
well, i think you're cute, and pretty... :)

pretty = beautiful

ha ha...charming!

A Three-Year-Old's Self Evaluation

Children are so honest. Witness this conversation with daughter:

D: Mommy, what's an imp?
M: It's someone who is silly and mischievous. When you and your brother are rambunctious and clown around, you're being imps.
D: Brother is an imp. I'm not an imp. I'm a pill.
M: What's a pill?
D: Somebody who is whiny and cries a lot.

Well there you go: the completely honest core of a three-year-old.

ayam kernel!

hey. i just got back from sect 13. had teh tarik and tom yam ayam with enamiix. heh.

before that, i went to sect 3. met farhana, she gave me her psychology book. ooh i met her friend, hana. she's nice!

Happy Birthday Jack!

My puppy is 2 years old today. He's still very much a puppy - licking, shaking his tail into everything, and loves to follow me around EVERYwhere. I open the cellar door and he RUNS from wherever he is in the house to join me. You're going downstairs, mommy? Can I watch you doing laundry? OO, are you going out to the porch? Can I join you? How about me almost knocking you down the stairs at every chance?

He is trained - he actually went to puppy camp last summer, so he does listen well. In fact, he listens better than Maggie a lot of the time. Maggie is STUBBORN. Jack will come back with ONE call. We got both dogs as 7-week-old pups, and boy, have they GROWN!

And he is a LOVE. He likes to curl up on your lap and snuggle in. Someone should tell him that he is a DOG. Nah. I like him this way. I like him climbing in the dishwasher when I clean up. Sorta.

So Jack, my furry buddy - my hairy little friend, happy birthday! And thanks for crappying on the carpet the other day.

Bow, BOW!

Sweetpea helped me write this post, since, after all, Blue is her FAVORITE character EVER!

Toffee and almonds

hello. haih. thank god sunday will be over soon. i hate sundays. the most unproductive day of the week. even going out will not be fun on a sunday except for some rare occasions. haih. for the record, i stayed home the whole day. okay i did went out for teh tarik with enamiix this morning, but i was back home by 1100. haih! bloody sunday!

i was msn-ing justnow and i came across a long lost friend of mine. it felt good bumping into him online. his name is zafry and he's doing mechanical in rmit, melbourne. he sent me his picture and he's a grown man now! personally, i think he looks like john mayer. ;)

what am i doing here? i'm suppose to be studying now. later!

I Need to Change my Ringtone Now

I had it all set. Today I was gonna go to BJs to get some shopping done ALONE. Ah, thoughts of bliss. Hubby is working from home this week, and I planned my trip out when the kids were down for rest/nap time. You know, because I was being all thoughtful of the big man. And when I left, he was working on the bills.

Look, I don't really like to whine about the spouse. I really don't complain to many others than you, and I'm just not comfy with doing it most days. He's a good guy, but sometimes he's HUMAN. Like I am. I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO human sometimes. Anyway, in "real life," noone hears it. And the only person to hear it was my bestest bud today. (gotta love a vent, eh?) I just DON'T bitch about him into too many ears. But he blew my "afternoon of bliss." And I probably didn't help matters.

Now let me say that we pay most bills online, and most of them my Hubby takes care of. NO sweat. Before I left, I asked him if I should stick around to offer help with the bills. No, it's all fine is what I got. And what I got, when I pulled up to BJs , was "what is the online password for such and such?" Do I know? Off the top of my head? Most online users names and passwords are the same, but those were no help to him. The ones I have are saved either in my day planner or on the actual site on MY computer. Nah, he wanted to take care of them THEN, and wanted to put ALL the passwords on HIS computer.

Sigh. After about 6 phone calls (including getting asked "who the heck are you text messaging?" - I guess he looked at my cellphone bill!) his tone chilled out and his guilty conscience rang thru. By the time I got home, I got "can I help you with the groceries, dear?" Yeah, you can help me alright. See, I am not the most organized person. I used to be. I used to be in business for myself and used to keep track of everything in my day planner. I would be punctual. Sure, I've always been a procrastinator, but hey, we all have to have SOME ticks, RIGHT? So if I was more organized, I could've led him to my day planner on my desk, where all of my passwords are listed.

BAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! OOPS! Whoa... um....
Sorry, I had to pick myself off the floor there.

So Hubby apologized, and I said that frustrating him is part of my charm. Dontcha love marriage? I love him dearly, but yowza. And shit, can I try going to BJs again tomorrow, when I can enjoy the slabs of tomato sauce and aisles of vacuum cleaners with a spring in my step instead of a cellphone in my EAR? Can I get a do-over?

HELL yeah!

What can i say, she's the imperfect that i grew to love....

tyiara, there are many things that i've heard about her from a whole lot of people. good and bad things. but above all that, i love her. i love her so much, no words could describe how much i appreciate her. i'll put her first in line, even my boyfriend won't be on the same par. i will support her in every decision that she made and i will be by her side when the whole world is against her. i promise you that. as i told you, you're not just a bestfriend, you're my family.

i still remember, when we were 14, in her dorm, we pricked our thumb with pin, and we combined blood and said 'til death do us part'. i know that was silly but we were 14 and we were the best of friend. even if it's not much, her blood still runs in my body somewhere. maybe that's why i can't trigger her out. maybe that's why i miss her so much. maybe that's why i grew to love her more and more each day. she's the best thing that've ever happen to me.

i would give her my life if i have too.

lara is a very good friend. lye is a superb side-kick! (carl is a shhtoopid boy!! ha ha ha!!)

VOICES OF MALAYSIA: friends of BN (he he he!!)

i wanna go mandi.

adi will be calling later.

a lot of things to write.

time does not permit.

maybe later!

- how? why? hmm....

Yesterday was fun!

Went out with Linda for some movies, but we end up waling in and out of every single (except for Escada, BCBG Maxazria and some other stores which would make my debit cards cry) store. Mean Girls was okay..it reminds me of the girls...nvm...

hello again.. that calc test was hard. I was shaking through that. Damn it was hard!! as hard as an erected cock. But what the hell; one down, two more to go.

stuffing gum paper...

hey...me dad bought me this yesterday. i was so happy and am still happy now! wheeeee!

2F2F was okay. but some part of it was quite suspen. heh. but i'm looking forward to watch LXG. it'll come out next thursday. haih. bestnyerrr!

my dad's leaving for umrah later. imma go have breakfast with him now. chiow!

We (me and Ude) went to watch man on fire and it was awesome. I can feel that the black blood is in my veins, rite when I was born. But i was to ignorant to know the fact. John W. Creasy was rite. "revenge is a meal best served cold". I'm half Malay and half African. Yeah. Hail to my long lost sistas and brothas.

I woke up at 9.30 a.m. An exciting achievement for my daily routine. Even Shahir woke up later than me. I AM SO LAZY TO STUDY FOR THAT GODDAMN PHYSICS TEST! Can we please cancel the Physics exam and do something else? I called home last nite and talked to Saty, Mak and Papa. Everyone is pretty happy with themselves.